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  1. Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  2. Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
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iblamejared:

safe-word-is-banana:

iblamejared:

safe-word-is-banana:

iblamejared:

safe-word-is-banana:

the after math of my virginity. 

Jared has ruined me forever and we haven’t even… -.- 

Yeah, I feel ya. VyRTual sex is just as damaging apparently.

Yeah, NO ONE warned me about what was going to part take in these, VyRTual rape. lmao.

You’re not supposed to know in advance. That’s how he does it. Fast, hard and without warning. There’s no going back.

(Source: fuck-yeah-jared-leto)

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  1. me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
  2. them when im sad: oh sorry